Monday, December 19, 2005

2 Spots for 4 teams?

In the AFC... Cincy, the Pats, Denver, and Indy have all clinched spots. It is clear that New England will play a wild card team but that leaves 2 spots left for 4 worthy teams. Thoughts?

*1) Jax = 10-4
After a 10-9 defeat of the San Fran Giants (they roughed up Matt Morris), the Jags have the inside track to the playoffs with remaining games versus the Texans and the Titans.
*2) Cowher's Jaw = 9-5
With the Cleveland Steamers and Det-Stank Lions on the schedule, Cowher's jaw may return to the playoffs. Nobody wants to play his jaw. Cowher can simply unhinge the jaw and devour teams whole.
3) San Diego = 9-5
Even with their win against Indy, the Bolts should break out the old school powder blue uniforms to beat KC, and Denver.
4) Although it pains me to admit it, the miserable KC D (arm tackles make me crazy) let Tiki run them out of the playoffs. KC = 8-6 and still playing SD, Cincy.

The NFC:

In the NFC... Seattle, Chicago, the Giants, and Carolina will all earn spots leaving 2 spots for four teams. Thoughts??

*1) Tampa Bay = 9-5
Wow, did the Pats administer a bismarcking this weekend. The Bucs finish with Atlanta and NO. It looks promising...
*2) Washington = 8-6
The redskins took a major jump forward in the race by smacking the Cow-bitches. They have two hurdles namely the Giants and the Eagles.
3) Dallas = 8-6
The cow-bitches are on the outside looking in barring a Redskins loss. Games remaining: Carolina, STL
4) Atlanta = 8-6
Wow, the Falcons simply cannot play outside in the cold. Games left: TB, Carolina
5) The Sex Boat = 8-6
They still have to play Da Bears and the Ravens.

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