MMBSD: Snootchie-bootchies.

You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

I'll be honest I don't have a clue anymore what’s going on in the NFC. Seriously can anyone figure out the NFC? I suppose the relevant question does it matter? Over in the AFC its distinctly possible you'll have an 11 win team sitting out of the playoffs. Anyway given my own ignorance this week I've just decided to go with the tried and true Simmons approach (pick movie quotes and fit them to what has recently happened). Today's NFC baffling thing involves Washington blowing out Dallas. Turns out the Cowboys have no consistency. Or Michael Irvin invited all of them out for a Saturday night party. Whatever the case is that was embarrassing.

...I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.

KC blew it. Tiki Barber is awesome but the KC defenders didn't even try to hide their incompetence at tackling. I don't think they even tried the British method of stopping people (harsh language). The end result is that KC is an excruciating uncomfortable position (no, not the back of a Volkswagen) . They're playoff hopes died in the Meadowlands. Year after year KC has not been able to field an adequate defense and year after year they get killed for it. Also listening to Phil Simms qualifies as being put in an incredibly uncomfortable position

You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?

Guess who called a Cleveland victory on Oakland? Check the comments but despite the mocking, a slimmer version of Comic Book Guy (Mighty Mike) correctly prognosticated a Browns' victory. Overall good guy Charlie Frye looked like a rookie at times but managed to engineer a last second drive to set up the winning field goal. Offensive coordinator Maurice Carthan once again rolled snake eyes in the red zone. Sorry, if your offense is last in red zone efficiency you need to be fired.

Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!

I think that was the exact quote of Don Shula following the Colts loss. Yep the '72 Dolphins remain the only undefeated team. Hats off to the Chargers for keeping Edge in check (25 yards rushing or so for James). The Chargers front office really has made some smart moves in recent years (Shawn Merriman seems to be the latest bright draft day move). The shame is the Chargers on a good day are one of the top 3 teams in the league but due to their inconsistency (read blowing it against Miami) they could be sitting on the sidelines. Think about it....an 11 win season not good enough. Colts can now focus on the Super Bowl. Or whatever that means.

Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the fucking Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and, bicky bam, the whole stage comes crashing down.

Nobody finds weaknesses in other teams like the Patriots. Nobody schemes like Belichek and very few quarterbacks read defenses like Tom Brady. I dislike Tom Brady and everything he stands for but yes he's a good quarterback. I'll say it again...does anyone want to play New England in the playoffs?


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