Our latest edition of Shut Your Piehole! is directed at both (1) the Linkin Park wannabes who sing that annoying-as-shit "I love you too" song that started with the Coors Light twins, and (2) the assholes at ESPN who think we still want to hear a new version of it every damn Sunday night.
The song was funny when it was about beer and hot chicks. It still had some luster with the second, all-football version. But two rounds is all this lightweight ditty could go - and now we're subjected to it, what, every week of football season from September through Super Bowl Weekend?!?! And how many years has it been?!?!
The song FUCKING SUCKS! It's not funny, it's not cool, and I'd rather hear elevator muzak over this week's NFL highlights than be forced to listen to another crappy stupid song with that knife-in-your-ear guitar and those little punk bitch second-string high school band members whining at me.
As for you morons at SportsCenter - if you're going to insist on playing this garbage again next Sunday, may I offer the following verse:
We.....hate....your stupid little show
This song has got to go
How did you stoop so low?
WE.....HATE.....THIS SAME DAMN TIRED SONG
IT'S GONE ON FAR TOO LONG!
WE WANT TO KICK YOU IN THE.....DONG!
AND WE....HATE YOU TOO!!!!!
YOUR SHOW.....REEKS OF POO!!!!!!
AND WE....HATE YOU TOO!!!!
All you losers, shut your collective pieholes and turn that damn music off!
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