Jerry and Barry

I would like to say a couple of words about two of the greatest players in the NFL and ML. First off, Jerry Rice. Thank you for finally hanging up the uniform so we don't have to view your aging body trying to shake off defenders while the Broncos are in a shotgun formation. You should have retired a long time ago and just headed out to Canton. You are perhaps the greatest position player the NFL has ever known (the Jim Brown argument will come out). Join the NFL Network or Fox Sports and be proud of what you have accomplished. Second, Barry Bonds. Please just retire and leave the playing field. I don't want to even hear a word out of you. If I were ESPN, I wouldn't even give you the time of day. Just hit the needed HRs to beat Ruth and leave. We won't miss you. Don't let the door slam you on the ass on your way out.