- 1 oz Light rum
- 1 oz Port
- Juice of 1/2 Lemon
- 1 tsp Powdered sugar
- 1 Egg white
- Carbonated water
Business Hours are closed folks. In fact, the Sexy Business is out of business. Yes, Sexy Rexy aka The Sex Cannon aka The Hitman's 3rd Ulcer aka Rex Grossman has been benched. Let us all take a moment of silence for this passing. It is not Rex that I come to bury but his idea. Once upon a time quarterbacks played the way voters want the USA governed..... balls up. Quarterbacks didn't need to study film or memorize facts, kind of like politicians don't need to read bills or waste time with nuance like difference between Iraq, Saudi Arabia or Iran...nah voters/fans want a leader that would man up and do what needed to be done, regardless of how badly that would fuck things up. You needed that 40 yard bomb whether you knew it or not. Oh yeah The Gunslinger would fire it away. You made a mistake? Shit you didn't admit it. You ran the same play , but deeper and harder. Remember change is the one step process to being a failure. And so Grossman, last of the gunslingers, who lived on the edge, has fallen into the abyss (which incidentally is right next to Kyle Orton). No word yet on if Grossman will be hired to handle US Foreign policy....
Cheers: To games of the week: Any game involving an NL Wild Card team. Oregon v. California (if your looking for offense this is the game) and West Virginia v. Southern Florida. Also take a look at Pats v. Cinci (is the Pats defense for real), Seattle v. San Fran (will anyone challenge Seattle this year in the west)
Cheers: To playoff baseball. Its basically October. I can't figure out a front runner in either league. Lets get it on. The only hang up The NL Wild Card might need 30 days in a series of round-robin matches to determine the winner. Where the hell did Colorado come from anyway?
Jeers: To University of Texas. I always knew that they hated America and now I have visual evidence that at least their fans do.
Jeers: To US soccer losses. Brazil smoked the US women's national team 4-0 in yet another sign of the world's entrance into a multi-polar world. Good thing I'm Australian or I'd be embarrassed.
If that presidential race thingee doesn't work out I propose Obama for US women's soccer coach
Facts that depress Publius: Its looking more and more possible that Belgium as a country will cease to be. This could very well end Belgium beer as we know it.
Your Youtube clip of the week: Quagmire (Seth MacFarlane) delivering Harvard's graduation speech
And Finally your C&J gal of the week....Elisha Cuthburt
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