Alright first off I want to say something none football. The Rockies have surprised everyone out here. I knew that they were going to be a good team and a couple of years down the line thought they would be a playoff contender, but I am in shock as to their recent stomping of the rest of the NL West. The combined team HHH of Helton, Holliday and Hawpe (yes a WWE reference) has just killed the competition. Ok, just want to revel in Colorado sports doing well. Now onto my picks:
BAL (-4) at CLE: BAL. This is going to be a close game as most of the other games have been. Lots of rivalry keys in this one. The convict plays his old team, Art Modell tries to run naked through the streets of Cleveland and the Dawg Pound tries knock blackbirds out of the sky.
CHI (-3) at DET: DET. Ok I remember Brian Griese playing at UM, I remember when Brian Griese played here and tripped over his dog while drinking too much. This is not someone to lead a team, unless it is a Beer Pong tournament team.
GB (-2) at MIN: GB. Never will I take a team that has a QB with a girl name.
HOU (-3) at ATL: HOU. Matt Schwab will show Atlanta that they were stupid to drop him. I wonder if he knew that Mike Vick would become a pot head dog killer.
NYJ (-3.5) at BUF: NYJ. Wow there are alot of -3 away teams this week. That means that Vegas doesn't know anything of what is going to happen, which means fun times for all of you willing to bet Mighty's money.
OAK (+4) at MIA: OAK. Ok I say that Culpepper will come in and throw to Randy Moss and win a few games. Speaking of which, I wonder if Oakland is kicking themselves for not keeping Moss, a Culpepper-Moss reunion might have been a good thing.
STL (+12) at DAL: DAL. Normally I wouldn't think that Dallas would cover the spread but the Italian lover of steak Tony Romo is looking like Drew Brees of last year.
SEA (-2) at SF:SEA. Normally I would go with the home team against the unfavored team but this week seems kinda funny.
TB (+3) at CAR: TB. See Gutsy's comment about the last place team winning the NFC South.
DEN (+9.5) at IND: DEN. Something tells me that the Denver D won't give up more than a TD victory. At least I hope not.
KC (+11.5) at SD: SD. Will SD show up this game against a very suspect Chiefs D. I sure hope so or that fantasy football owners will picket outside LDT's house.
PIT (-6) at ARI: ARI. Jesus lives!!! And with the Son of God on your side, who can't win in the desert. And it really shows that they ESPN writers were smoking out of MJ's bong named Jesus by saying that Leinert would be good.
PHI (-2.5) at NYG: PHI. What happened to the Eagles, suddenly they found wings. And FTB.
NE (-8) at CIN: CIN. Who Dey!!! Who Dey tink going to beat New England and Bill Simmons, not the Bungals but they will cover. Randy Moss will get hooked up with the pot dealer of all eight of the felons and be found naked swimming in the Ohio River two hours before the game. He will have to be dragged out covered in syringes, fecal matter and muck.
And my guess for the NL playoff teams. SD, COL (WC), PHI, and CHC.
Last Week: 4-8-4 (A palandrome)
Total: 17-25-6
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