Week 4 the Young and Restless

In the spirit of Dr Gutsy's week 4 post, here are a few NFL results explained in Soap Oprah
format and plot lines including: wife trading, unexplained brain injuries, anger, jealousy, pregnancy and identity issues.


Matt Leinart/Jesus powered Arizona Cardinals defeat the Steelers.

• Cardinals coaching staff inform Warner that: if the Cardinals win, he gets Sunday night with one of Leinart's lovely AZ co-eds (but she cannot enjoy it).
• Leinart is informed that if the Cardinals lose, he must spend the night with Mrs. Warner.

KC defeats SD

• Herm Edwards is mad because he was born and takes it out on Norv Turner.

Bears attempt 51 passing plays

• Bears coaching staff suffer a seriously nerve condition creating mistaken identity. Bears think they are a passing team. This condition may be fatal.

Lions are 3-1 and Browns are 2-2. HUH???? Are these cases of jealousy or mistaken identity? Lions post last years total offense in 2nd half and Browns score 24 in one half vs. Cobra.. Soap Oprah's explain this by creating a new wealthy brain surgeon ( Dr. Anderson and Dr. Martz).

NYG post 11 sacks and counting vs. Eagles on SNF

• Will the real NYG's D please stand up?? They blanked the Skins in the 2nd half and pitch a shut out vs. the Eagles for almost 3 quarters.
• Eagles in week 3 throw back uniforms (UGLY) scored 42 points in the first half but tonight? 3
  

MNF football preview

• Cincy defensive starters will be pregnant (Brady is the father) by halftime.
• brady takes out a loan for child support