Albert

Brad Lidge just flat-out sucked it on Albert's greatness.

The Astros are going back to St. Louis and will lose both games. Guaranteed. Wanna know why? Because the Astros over-celebrated their Game 4 victory and forgot that they still had to win one more game. Never, ever, ever celebrate a non-clinching game. That's a rule that Andy and Roger should've told those Texas-sized chumps they call teammates (I call them never-won-nothin' losers).

I'm still rooting for the Astros but I'm quite prepared for the reality that the Cardinals and White Sox will match up in the most boring World Series matchup of my lifetime. I feebly endorse the White Sox in that pairing in the hopes that I jinx them and the whole of New Comiskey implodes.