Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Goodbye, Cruel World

Man, this has been a shitty week.

Hats off to the White Sox. I fucking hate you. You're still a bunch of lowlife toothless illiterates, and I'm not even talking about your pathetic "fans". But all year long, you've been at the top, and when you go 11-1 in October, you deserve the ring. You've made me miserable. Thank you very little.

To the Houston Astros: that was maybe the worst World Series performance I've ever seen. You go, what, 0-11 with men in scoring position in tonight's game? Strand 15 baserunners in Game 3? That's absurdly pathetic. Even the D-Rays could push one man across in each of those games. Ok, so the Sox tossed some great pitchers out there. But even Bob Gibson in 1968 had an ERA over 1. There is zero excuse for displaying such disgustingly bad hitting at any point during the season, and how much more so in the Series. It's a real shame that class acts like Bagwell and Biggio sucked such a fat one during what will surely be their only shot at winning the Fall Classic.

I'm going to vomit again.

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