Cheers and Jeers: Sex Party Talk Edition

Well in honor of the Vikings off-hour fun the official drink of Cheers and Jeers this week is:
Sex Party Talk.

For the record Sex Party Talk is

Ingredient	Amount
Rum, overproof/151 proof	1 1/2 oz.
Southern Comfort	4 oz.
Orange Juice	Fill with, 1/2
Sprite	Fill with, 1/2
Strawberries	2 whole

Jeers To the Minnesota Vikings sex party. A 90 minute boat ride commissioned by Fred Smoot (allegedly) was turned around by the crew because it got so out hand. Apparently Cleveland Steamers are just not legal in public. Also lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either. For the record they get the big jeer because I wasn't invited.

Cheers To the crucial game threes in tied series. The advantage of winning game 3 is immense. It forces the other team to win at least back to back (if not back to back to back games). Both games should exciting, tense and filled with Publius screaming at his tv. Here's hoping everyone is healthy (Clemens, Sanders, Publius' tv) for the crucial games

Jeers - To the reason Publius is screaming at his tv. Lack of hitting of Larry Walker and Jim Edmonds. I usually defend players if they don't hit well for a series. I consider it statisical backround noise. This is series number 2 though and both are hitting .143 . That won't cut it.

Jeers - To the Cleveland curse. First Brayleon Edwards is out with an arm infection and now Lebron is out with some sort of weird chest thing. Both are hospitalized as the entire city holds its collective breath (mainly because we're unemployed and what else are we going to do with the day?). I don't think a city's sports teams have been this cursed since Atlantis failed to capture a single gold medal in the olympics. Turns out there wasn't a next time for that squad.

Cheers - To my using sarcasm. As ESPN correctly put it thanks to the new breed of politicians like Lynn Swann the GOP has made progress in connecting to the African-American community. Its just a minor coincidence that Wubya's approval rating among blacks stands at 2%.

Cheers: To Calvin and Hobbes. One of my favorite comics growing up as a kid the complete Calvin and Hobbes anthology is being released.
Weight of The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, anthology: 23 pounds
Cost per pound, based on the its $150 price tag: $6.52
Joy of playing Calvin Ball: