Clearly the gods have forsaken you and your NYC teams. Why? The gods clearly find NY fans obnoxious.
Since the infamous 3-17 Starks shooting exhibition versus the Rockets, the Knicks have sunk into the depths of mediocrity.
The Knicks have more problems than players. Note to the Knicks; stop drafting 6'7 power forwards. A TOUGH center is required to beat the Shaq powered Heat. Ohhh and stop bringing in players that never graduated from high school (Crawford, Curry).
Drafting a center from Arizona is a joke. Arizona big men are softer than the Pillsbury doughboy. The current center, James, averages a mighty 3.5 rebounds a game. Teams used to fear the Knicks front line (Ewing, the Oak, and Mason). Now, they are the laughing stock of the East.
The Yankees: Let’s face it… cheering for the Yankees is like cheering for Microsoft in the latest anti-trust case. I light a candle each time they lose. Right now, I have room for several more candles. GO ANGELS.
Your only hope is the G-Men. As much as it pains me (the G-men play in NJ), the boys in blue have played well totally thrashing the pathetic Rams. Editors note; please fire Mike Martz. Tiki looks vibrant, and Eli is coming into form. As punishment for the Giant’s new found winning ways, please accept a Hot Karl, and Cleveland Steamer on the Knicks and Yankees.
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