Just Asking...

In an homage to the famous NY Post gossip column header, I'm going to do a quick "Just Asking" column...

Which NHL team signed one of the biggest douchebags in sports? Even at an affordable $1.5M, this player is still a worthless bum who's never lived up to the hype....

Which NFL player most deserves to be outed? Despite frequent rants against the sexual orientation of his former teammate, his recent behavior (working out shirtless in public, a fondness for camouflage, spandex and tank-tops) explains a lot of why he's so unhappy. Closeted much?

Which MLB pitcher likes turkey wrap sandwiches, wears a bluetooth earpiece, a BlackBerry on his belt-clip and has a famous dislike for television cameramen? Our spy witnessed this individual and three teammates at a deli on West 56th Street at lunchtime...

Which professional boxer was rumored to be in negotiations to appear in a skin-flick with sexpot Jenna Jameson? Che Guevara, Mao Zedong and Arthur Ashe would not approve if they knew how close they might be getting to a very pretty but seriously used girl...

Have a good weekend, readers.

PS -- Despite the fact that he hasn't written a single word on this blog since I've been a member (going on six months now), our fellow "contributor" Laz has a nice diary of his own about his MLB ballpark roadtrips. Check it out at http://jefflazarus.blogspot.com/. Also, Laz, if you still check in here, hitting the enter key once in a while might be a good idea. Paragraphs are meant to have spaces in them. Just a thought.